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HAW HAW!! GOOD ONE

Her little photo is a bit different that her professional shot. In that one she's all polished looking in the red jacket. The blog pic better fits the way she describes herself. Have you ever noticed you can tell when people snap photos of themselves? Guess I started noticing that when all those photos of Miley Cyrus were made public and in pretty much all of them one of her arms is out of the frame, holding the camera.

If you look at an online album of photos belonging to Casey Anthony, mother of missing toddler Caylee, you will see several shots she took of herself "at arm's length." Meaning only she put on a pair of sunglasses, a cap, some lipstick, and held that digital camera out in front of her and snapped a shot. Seems there is an awfully lot of those type pictures on the web these days. That should really reveal the immediate gratification some people require - they can't even wait the 30 seconds it would take to use the timed shutter release on a camera. Case in point - Jessica Hudgens, another star from the Disney crowd, , who grabbed several shots of herself in varying degrees of (un)dress, always striking the same pose while standing in the same spot that she had the camera set for.

Polaroids? We can only hope for UV instability and their subsequent disentigration.

Oh yes, I have been watching the disciplinary hearing out of Las Vegas NV carried on True tv (court tv). Even with all the allegations and testimony from her bailiff, that 400# elephant in the corner, or maybe more in her case, is somehow ignored. Gee, wonder why Bertha Huge Butt on a Scooter had to have the black boy put her shoes on for her, or help get her big fat arms in her judge's robe for court? Oh, don't forget how often he had to nudge her awake during court? Please, if she had any smarts she would claim some kind of ADA claim as the reason her seven month tenure ended so poorly. I even think she is using as part of her defense that the security system at the courthouse didn't make allowances for her get a round scooter and attendant. Do you think she demands special treatment at WalMart?

Any question why I have no faith in the judicial system - most especially the judges who make decisions that directly affect your life?

We had a little joke in law school -"what do you call the student who graduates at the bottom of the class?"

"Your Honor."

Nuf said.

Judge Halverson was elected in Nov 2006 and suspended in July 2007. She said that she was unfairly targeted not only for her appearance but because of "the people who elected her." She vows it is her passion to keep fighting for those who put her on the bench but I have no idea what kind of platform she ran on. A strong one I hope. She says she's being unfairly targeted because of her size. She did admit to falling asleep once on the bench, but attributes it to her medical conditions. It's the chicken or the egg first question if you ask me. I am sure the people of Clark County Nevada are happy that her suspension from the bench last fall has not stopped her from collecting her annual salary of $130,000.

She is married to a felon, but it has been reported he has stayed out of trouble since his marriage to the Judge. Her bailiff testified that she would scream at her husband when he stopped by the office, telling him she was tired of looking at his ugly arse. He wasn't much help around the house either.

In December, Clark County declared Halverson's home a public nuisance and told her to clean it up. Junk covered her yard and her pool was filled with stagnant water. The Judge said that because she has to use that "get a round" scooter she is unable to move the objects and cannot get her husband to do it.

What gets me is they seem to be ignoring the 400# elephant in the corner. That would be the judge herself. I am not going to make fun of her obesity and she does have medical conditions which to me seem directly related to the extra weight she carries. I would r

OH MY GOD!! all that BLEEP just makes the situation even more GROSS! If she could be filled with a lighterthanair GAS, she would make a good PARADE FLOAT! LOL

> omarsm01 - How do you prepare it? Do you marinate it? Use any fresh herbs? Maybe saute it with a little olive oil and garlic or do you prefer to boil it then finish it up on the grill?

And here I was thinking you were speaking in terms of a slang expression of the sexual part of a woman's anatomy, bad Monkey spank the Monkey! Gee anybody know were I could get my dirty mind washed? Hummm a Gillette commercial in the making.:-(^)..trippy

Touche' look I was merely trying to make a funny comment no ill will intended to the female gender,just another poor attempt at something I've already lost my good sense of "humor"
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and by the way choking a chicken has nothing to do with BLEEP fighting that involve's the death of an animal and my "BLEEP" is along way from being dead,it still crows every morning However, shaving a monkey should be a criminal offence, pretty much like me trying to be a comedian.

I know you were making funnies. As to your crying "fowl" - write the word as one, and it won't be censored. I am talking about the "sport" which Virginia finally stepped up to the plate about.

Exactly what charges should be brought against a person that chooses to shave a monkey in your eyes?