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The Top Ten Reasons Edwards Confessed
Aug 13, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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10.  Wanted to watch the Olympics with a clear conscience.

9.   Was afraid of being the first celebrity to get sued by the National Inquirer

8.  Trying to put a spotlight on how much the poor really do need help in this country.

7.   Heard James Baker was preaching on TV again.

6.   Missed being in the spotlight.

5.  Started Campaigning early for 2012.

4.  Wasn't really on Obama's shortlist anyway.

3.  Because Crocodile tears only come after you get caught.

2.  Got a late night phone call from Michelle Patterson.

And the top highest reason John Edwards confessed to adultery was!

Hillary promised him a cabinet position.

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voodoodog read my blog view my photos
Aug 14, 2008 | 9:00 PM

How about getting his manicured hand caught in the nookie-cookie jar?
mystere read my blog view my photos
Aug 15, 2008 | 8:39 AM

Here's a 12th reason: Didn't want a Bobbit job done to him by an angry wife! Snip Snip...OH MY!!
DfDeportation read my blog view my photos
Aug 16, 2008 | 1:31 PM

Edwards finally confessed after the Clinton's dropped the dime on him to the Enquirer...
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I'm a retired vet who loves to come up with donut shop solutions through soup kitchen prophecies. My goal is to encourage the growth of alternative sentencing through "habilitation" programs. These quiet unsung organizations need our quiet unsung support. (Edit May 24, 2008, Of course since then I've been getting into more interesting material.) _________________________
I don't delete comments in my blogs as I don't like it when folks delete mine. (Edit June 11, 2008 - I have and will delete posts argueing about interpretation of scripture.)(Edit August 18, 2008 - I've decided too delete the comments of folks who continually use offensive name calling.) _________________________
OK... all predictions deleted since Mc Cain did'nt win. Brook White did'nt win Idol and Hillary did'nt drop out of the election. Congratulations to us all on a new President. The first President to be only hafe white as far as we all know. But it's ok the sepratist have been predicting an invasion of mongrel hordes and let's hope they took their can openers to their caves. After all... this really is a free country.

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