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Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza

Hut. May I have your national ID

number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an

order.

Operator: I must have your NIDN first,

sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah,

hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Smith. I see you

live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the

phone number is 494-2366. Your office

number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-

2302 and your cell number is 266-2566.

Email address is smith@home.net Which

number are you calling from?

Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you

get all this information?

Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We're wired into the Homeland

Security System, sir. This will add only

15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to

order a couple of your All Meat

Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good

idea, sir.

Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and

commode sensors indicate that you've got

very high blood pressure and extremely

high cholesterol. Your National Health

Care provider won't allow such an

unhealthy choice .

Customer: What?!?! What do you

recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat

Soybean Pizza.I'm sure you'll like

it.

Customer: What makes you think I'd like

something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet

Soybean Recipes' from your local library

last week, sir. That's why I made the

suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right. Give me

two family-sized ones, then

Operator: That should be plenty for you,

your wife and your four kids.

Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir.

Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card

number.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid

you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit

card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and

get some cash before your driver gets

here.

Operator: That won't work either, sir.

Your checking account is overdrawn also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the

pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How

long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind,

sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If

you're in a hurry you might want to

pick'em up while you're out getting the

cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a

motorcycle can be a little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a

scooter?

Operator: It says here you're in arrears

on your car payments, so your

car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid

for and you just filled the tank

yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#

Operator: I'd advise watching your

language, sir. You've already got a

July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out

a cop and another one I see here in

September for contempt at your hearing

for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see

here that you just got out from a 90 day

stay in the State Correctional Facility.

Is this your first pizza since your

return to society?

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Will there be anything else,

sir?

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a

free 2 liter of Coke.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's

exclusionary clause prevents us from

offering free soda to diabetics. The New

Constitution our country started using

in 2006 prohibits this.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!

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This is an e mail i received.

This reminds me of what it  is going to be like.  I see the fbi is fixing for a 1billion$ data base.