Jokester's Blog

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six or seven years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that at I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless


Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York & Presidential candidate.
Act like one!