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A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in
four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are
way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her
to Washington where she will become President, and then half the
country will be out looking for work."
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tinaBinWinder read my blog view my photos
Oct 18, 2007 | 12:08 PM

That's funny! Bad, but funny.

Cromagnon read my blog view my photos
Oct 21, 2007 | 11:37 AM

That was AWSOME! ROFL!

Jokester read my blog view my photos
Oct 24, 2007 | 12:20 AM

thanks cromag!

normal read my blog
Oct 24, 2007 | 5:33 PM

The only thing that would take the cake,is if Hillary won and Jimmy Carter is the Vice President!

FREEDOMFREE read my blog view my photos
Oct 25, 2007 | 7:59 AM

HUMM SEE?? , I JUST CANT SEE ,

NOBODY , BUT FREEDOMFREE

rottweiler7575 read my blog view my photos
Oct 28, 2007 | 11:10 AM

FUNNY< BUT VERY TRUE !!!!!

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Oct 30, 2007 | 3:02 PM

I'm looking forward to Hills becoming president because it'll just piss off the Bush's.

Jokester read my blog view my photos
Oct 30, 2007 | 3:45 PM

Oh, that it will! But she's too scary. IMHO

normal read my blog
Oct 30, 2007 | 9:23 PM

We need OBAMA!. he has promised to bomb Packastan where the real threat is and pull our troops out of Iraq.

danielz
Oct 31, 2007 | 11:10 PM

normal I agree. An Obama/Edwards ticket in 08 would be a dream come true. Maybe we could actually even get a bit of our sanity back.

However, if the next corporate drone Hillary were to get elected it would be more of the same. She's not that different from Bush and I've had more than I can take of the Bushes.

normal read my blog
Nov 2, 2007 | 12:44 PM

I am not trying to predict the future, but I think most women in this country is going to pull the lever for Hillary because she is a women.
Obama,has stated his cause and has not waffled like Hillary. besides Obama,has realized the real threat is Pakastan. not Iran and Iraq!

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Nov 3, 2007 | 5:28 AM

Obama's not too popular since he allegedly wouldn't say the Pledge of Alliance. I read it somewhere on Friday. I still have to research it to see how much of it is true, if any.

Also, I'm more hoping for the Clinton/Obama ticket. A woman and a black man in office simultaneously.

Plus, I just really want the Clinton's back in office. I miss Bill. ROTF. LOL. ;->

russell_brock read my blog view my photos
Nov 5, 2007 | 10:13 PM

OMG People.....y'all can't be serious. FaithT, I'm shocked at your liking of Bill....Bill couldn't keep his willy out of the female interns. You're suppossedly a woman of Christ, guess what? it doesn't show......HUCK FILLARY.. WINK,WINK!!!!

russell_brock read my blog view my photos
Nov 5, 2007 | 10:14 PM

HUCK FILLARY......she's a biatch!!!!

russell_brock read my blog view my photos
Nov 5, 2007 | 10:15 PM

Hillary is a part of the female anatomy that rhymes with HUNT......

russell_brock read my blog view my photos
Nov 5, 2007 | 10:18 PM

Can't Use Neither of Them.......it spells out what Hillary is......LOL!!!!

Jokester read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2007 | 1:09 AM

Russell, don't hold back, tell me what you really think of Hillary!!
LOL!!
She's stupid for stayin' w/ her husband. I have no respect for her. Not only for that though, I think she's the anti-Christ.

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2007 | 9:16 PM

@ russell_brock:

Your comments to me are nonsensical. I'm not Bill's judge and jury. That's God's job and He doesn't need my help or input to deal with Bill.

Besides, I'm not perfect and neither any of us. I don't get into the habit of throwing stones even though my house if made most times of plexiglass. (That kind of glass is strong, which represents my faith and my need to do as much of what God would have me to do as possible, but it's glass all the same, which means it's still breakable. That ability to break is representative of my own imperfections).

Throw rocks if you must, but be prepared to get clocked upside the head with your own.

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2007 | 9:18 PM

Anyway, it's Bill and Hillary's marriage. She dealt with her husband her way.

And besides, he was president, not Pope. And Monica was just as guilty. Sure, he was more responsible because he was the one that said, "I do."

I don't make judgments though because none of us really knows for certain that we would leave our spouses if they committed infidelity. I never say what I would NEVER do. It's dangerous. We're ALL capable of something horrible. I just do the best I can and pray that God is more pleased than displeased with me.

Myssmel
Nov 8, 2007 | 7:07 AM

Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem.
Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how in the world can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief???? www.snopes.com/politics/obama/anthem.asp

normal read my blog
Nov 9, 2007 | 9:06 PM

Since he has no prior military service and the public schools no longer have the pledge of allegiance like it use to be, the poor man was probably ignorant of what to do.

You think if a person was gonna run for the position of "commander in chief".that he would bother to learn something of protocol for the colors.

billbear read my blog
Nov 18, 2007 | 12:35 AM

Why can't we have someone who doesn't care what either party wants? All that persons wants is what is best for the US and its Citizens. They would dissolve all PAC's, all lobbyist and other group that buys Politian's. They would do away with pork barrel spending and special projects being added to good Bill's and all Bill's have to pass on their own.

Hillary is like a leaf in the wind, will go where it leads her. She's like a dog who is wagging it tail, she'll wag it for whoever is patting her on the head at the time. Other words what she says one day will not or may not be the truth the next day.

billbear read my blog
Nov 18, 2007 | 12:42 AM

Why can't we have someone who doesn't care what either party wants? All that persons wants is what is best for the US and its Citizens. They would dissolve all PAC's, all lobbyist and other group that buys Politian's. They would do away with pork barrel spending and special projects being added to good Bill's and all Bill's have to pass on their own.

Hillary is like a leaf in the wind, will go where it leads her. She's like a dog who is wagging it tail, she'll wag it for whoever is patting her on the head at the time. Other words what she says one day will not or may not be the truth the next day.

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Nov 18, 2007 | 4:58 AM

Bush is no better. And to me, he's worse. Seriously. Where's Osama?

I don't know who I'm voting for yet, but I know who I'm NOT voting for: anybody backed by Bush.

susieq754 read my blog
Nov 22, 2007 | 6:50 AM

It's really scary to think that Americans would vote someone into office, that does not worship the God our country was founded on. Someone who would not salute the flag which represents our freedom. Who would consider giving illegals who are here breaking our laws, a freeride. When are we going to say enough is enough, when it's too late? We consider putting into office another Clinton who has a corrupt past, and a husband that had no respect for America or the Whitehouse? Are we completely ignorant? It sure would be nice to have a leader like Reagan again, America was starting to become a proud nation. However now, it's taken the wrong road and I am not sure, we know how to get back. Now everything we say or do is not politically correct. If I hear one more time, another politically correct idea, I think I will puke. Now Santa can't sat BLEEP,BLEEP, BLEEP, because it degrades women, come on, who is getting away with stealing our freedoms away, a few people who insist on making everyone's life miserable? What happened to WE THE PEOPLE? We are a country of weak leaders and most should be run out of office.

normal read my blog
Nov 22, 2007 | 8:51 AM

Why is Bush worse?

Look at all the past presidents since most peoples memory.

Harry Truman.won WW11, only because he dropped the atomic bomb.
He was responsible for Korean war which has lasted over 50 years.

J. F. Kennedy, was first president to send troops to Viet Nam.
We could have advoided that war if we had just sent the French aid when they ask for it. instead we let them get defeated and humilated.

JFK had the CIA train Cubans to invade Cuba, to overthrow Castro,results, the Bay of Pigs. that was a sad tragic move.

LBJ, WOW! escalated the war in VietNam and personally supervised it .
nuff said on him.

Nixon. Water gate. ,but at least he compleated his campaign promise,either win in Viet Nam or pull out.
The results of pulling out of Viet Nam created a vacumn in that area that caused a massacre in Cambodia that could probably be compared to the holocaust,we don't know how many Cambodians were killed and no one cared.

Jimmy Carter...WOW! ,was not even a good govenor of Georgia.
hostage crisis in Iran. that was the first sign of weakness to the muslim world.

The bombing of the Marine barracks in Beriut,results a lot of dead Marienes and nothing was done. Do you think the enemy was probing our perimeter?

We experienced the worst recession known to the U.S. since the great depression.
nuff said about Carter.

Regan ,sleep alot but at least he ended the cold war.

Clinton..WOW! ,could have took out Bin Laden but did not.
Did nothing when the U.S.S.Cole was bombed
another case where the enemy was probing your perimeter.
and don't forg

normal read my blog
Nov 22, 2007 | 8:58 AM

and don't forget Somalia! Clinton deployed U.S.Army Rangers,Delat Force/Special Forces to hand out food? that turned into a fiasco that showed the enemy again we have no stomach for a war. what was Clinton doing there, so when you hear the saying "when Clinton Lied nobody died" It ain't so.

I think the U.S. needs to get out of the war bussiness and give up the status of leader of the free world and let someone else have it for now.
There is no such thing as a short nice war!

FaithTempo read my blog view my photos
Nov 27, 2007 | 5:38 PM

Bush is worse because he thinks he's running a dictatorship instead of a democracy!

He vetoes any and every thing he doesn't personally agree with. Who does that? It seems to me that the people in the House and Senate are getting paid to do nothing, especially when Bush breaks his neck to veto just about anything just because he can.

He drunk off power and needs to start drinking nutmeg after his term ends because I imagine he's going to have some serious withdrawals.

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