Jokester's Blog

Once upon a time in a far away
country, a king and queen
lived happily in their kingdom.

But one day a giant pair of yellow fingers
appeared in front of their castle.

Anyone attempting to leave the castle had
to pass through the yellow fingers which
would snap shut and squash the person.
Day after day, one brave knight after another attempted to get help.
But none were able to pass through the giant yellow fingers.

After several months of captivity, the king and queen were
becoming desperate. They were out of food and there was no
way they could get help from the outside.

Then one day, a lowly page volunteered to seek help.
"I can do it! I know I can get help! " said the page.

The king gave his permission with great sorrow because
he felt the page was going forward to meet certain death.

But the page did it! The page successfully
walked through the yellow fingers!

Moral: Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers

Alright, here goes. There was an Indian legend about a bird called the Foo bird. Legend had it, that if the foo bird pooped on you, and you wiped it off, you would die. So a little girl and her brother were out walking when they saw a foo bird. The bird pooped on the girl. She wiped it off her forehead and died. The next day a little boy was out playing and a foo bird pooped on his head. He wiped it off and died. So, the moral of this story is: If the Foo Shits, wear it!!

The Doctor should have slapped Brutus BUTTHOLE's mama for having his ignorant butt!

Now that's a good one!